CDC has declared that the St Josef’s Grapestomping Festival will happen in September 2021…
with masks required but clothing optional.
CDC has declared that the St Josef’s Grapestomping Festival will happen in September 2021…
with masks required but clothing optional.
CDC Spokesperson Josef Fleischmann stated that the amount of resveratrol in Pinot Noir will inhibit the Corona Virus from spreading during the grapestomping. He stated that this is how they did it in the old country and without clothing the Covid virus will be too confused to make an impact.
CDC Officials have not commented on the topic of Unplanned Infant Birth Syndrome which sometimes occurs 9-10 months after the festival or sharing a bottle of fine wine with your significant other.
St Josef’s Winery is closed today April 1st but will be Open Friday April 2nd and Saturday April 3rd, but closed Easter Sunday.
This was posted on our St Josef’s Facebook page on 4/1/21.
